Why it’s better to be a boy

A colleague at work forwarded a jpeg image to me, which sparked an amusing dialogue. Here’s the image:


I’m not taking this warning very seriously; maybe if I was another ten or fifteen years older it would hit closer to home. But naturally, I had to respond to the sender.

The dialogue is colour-coded so you can keep the characters straight. Hint:  blue is for boy.

Every pre-pubescent boy’s fantasy! (I don’t know what little girls do for entertainment. They’re at *such* a disadvantage.)

I am not going there!

… can’t even write their names in the snow.

Yet can write novels at a very young age.

Hah! You call that *fun*?!!!

And that’s where the dialogue ended. My last point was so compelling she turned off her computer and left work early.

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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LoryKC
    Nov 03, 2005 @ 22:26:00

    She had to make sure the novel was complete before you had your chance with the snow…

    Reply

  2. Jack's Shack
    Nov 04, 2005 @ 01:58:00

    Very nice. It is great to be a boy. I love being a lad. 🙂

    Reply

  3. Bill
    Nov 04, 2005 @ 14:08:00

    This is weird. This is the third Blog I have read today that has made reference to urination.

    Mary’s Blog
    http://daycaredaze.blogspot.com/2005/11/now-thats-motivation.html

    Jacks Blog
    http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/2005/11/germophobe.html

    And Yours

    It must be the weather. (-:

    Reply

  4. Bill
    Nov 04, 2005 @ 14:12:00

    Okay it’s a conspiracy I just checked Haley’s Blog, and what did I find.

    http://theunmarkedtrail.blogspot.com/2005/11/psychosomatics.html

    Reply

  5. Ralphie
    Nov 04, 2005 @ 15:19:00

    Speaking of Viagra and similar drugs… I was wondering about the warning to seek help if you have an erection for four hours. Do you wait the full four hours, or do you start making your way down to the hospital at around 3.5 or so?

    In other news, Q, you’re being paged in the Coffeehouse.

    Reply

  6. Mary P.
    Nov 04, 2005 @ 20:45:00

    All those “pee posts”. Must be something, er, in the air.

    Ar,ar,ar,,,

    Reply

  7. Q
    Nov 05, 2005 @ 04:53:00

    • Lory:
    If you’re suggesting that girls can write novels in the snow, I’m impressed. But I’d have to see it to believe it.

    • Bill:
    Sex and the elimination of bodily wastes: two perennial themes of conversation.

    • My word verification is “bigxek”. Maybe it’s a prophecy. Maybe I’m going to be a big xekcutive some day.
    Q

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  8. Jack's Shack
    Nov 05, 2005 @ 20:36:00

    I was wondering about the warning to seek help if you have an erection for four hours.

    If you are a tantric master the time is extended to 8 hours.

    Reply

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