Baby Got Bible

I don’t usually go in for rap music or the Contemporary Christian Music genre, but here’s a video that amuses me. In Baby Got Bible, a rapper praises women who carry around really big Bibles.

The video is funny because — despite the spiritual subject matter — the lyrics evoke earthier images:

I’m tired of heathen guys
Saying they like pocket size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She gotta pack much book! …

I like ’em leather
and bound
It’s fifty pounds
I just can’t understand
how it is some weenie
wants the Bible on CD.

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